- 歌詞
- アルバムリスト
Original Cast Recording
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Story Of My Life
[Guard] (Spoken) Alright, when I call your name step forward. Pinocchio, the puppet.
[Pinocchio] (Spoken) I'm not a puppet I'm a real boy. (Nose grows and he laughs)
[Guard] (Spoken) That's your patch of mud down there.
[Pinocchio] (Spoken) Oh, dopped on a swamp. Man, I tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap.
[Pinocchio] Life is disappointing, Whoa is what I know. Outted by my nose, That's just how it goes, For poor Pinocchio. Story of my life, Always doomed to fail. Cheated by a fox, Swallowed by a whale. That's the story of my life, oh yeah, That's the story of my life.
[Shoemaker's Elf] Strife is never ending.
[Guard] (Spoken) Peter Pan!
[Peter Pan] Banished from the town
[Guard] (Spoken) Ugly Duckling!
[Ugly Duckling] They dragged me from the pond.
[Fairy Godmother] They pulled my magic wand.
[The Three Little Pigs] They blew our condos down.
[Guard] (Spoken) Wicked Witch!
[Wicked Witch] Life is but a witch hunt.
[Mama Bear] Mama's in the mud, Mama's in distress.
[Garden Gnome] They ridiculed my hat.
[Three Little Pigs] They said that we were fat.
[Big Bad Wolf] They tore my cotton granny dress, And called me a hot and tranny mess.
[Guard] (Spoken) Sugar Plum Fairy!
[All] Story of my life. Booted from ball Told to go away.
[Humpty Dumpty] Tumbled off a wall
[All] That's the story of my life.
[Guard] (Spoken) You're late rabbit.
[White Rabbit] That's the story of my life.
[Guard] (Spoken) Have fun you guys
[All] That's the story of my life.
[Guard] (Spoken) And remember if we find you back in the kingdom you will be executed.
[All] I always dreamed I'd get a happy ending.
[Wicked Witch] And this right here, Not how it goes.
[All] I always dreamed I'd get an ever after. If this is it, It blows (x3)
[Pinocchio] (Spoken) This is worse than that case of Dutch Elm Disease I caught in Tijuana.
[All] Story of my life, All the wasted prayers. All the broken dreams.
[The Three Bears] All the broken chairs.
[All] All the damage done
[The Three Bears] All the busted beds.
[All] All the shattered falls
[The Three Bears] Pourage on our heads.
[All] That's the story of my life, yes sir. That's the story of my life, oi vei. That's the story of my, Life
[Pinocchio] (Spoken) Crap!
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