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Cledus T. Judd
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If Shania Was Mine
作詞:R.j. 'mutt' Lange, Shania Twain
Excuse me This is what Cledus T. wants
If Shania was mine, wouldn't be proud of me Couldn't hardly blame her 'cuz I'm so darned ugly But on our first date we could have a good time If I got her on the moonshine
If Shania was mine say it fit just right Though my polyester suit was just a little too tight And there's no way I'd have a bad hair day 'Cuz I'd buy a new toupee
Oh, I'd love to seduce her But she married her producer Now all I do is pray, pray, pray She'll get a divorce someday
If Shania was mine I'd probably lose my mind If she only squeezed me, teased me Pleased me one good time
And if she only knew all the things I'd do I'd be the lawn mowin', crop growin' Tater peelin', house cleanin' kind If Shania was mine
Well, if Shania was mine she'd have to agree Can't no one cook road kill better than me Add a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatback She'd say, 'Mmm, I like it like that, cha'
Now all I do is wonder 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 Whose bed have her boots been under I wish she'd had been mine Now I whine, whine that girl is so doggone fine
If Shania was mine I think I'd go slap blind Starin' at her yummy little tummy And her booty shakin' round behind
And if she only knew all the things I'd do I'd be the lawn mowin', crop growin' Tater peelin' house cleanin' kind If Shania, if Shania, if Shania, if Shania, if Shania
Now was that Mutt Lange or Dwight Yoakam? Excuse me
When she shimmies and shakes it's more than I can take Oh, what she does to me in them videos Wife's gonna leave me if I don't explain What I see in Shania Twain
I'd love to see her in a magazine Centerfold if you know what I mean Oh me a oh my a I wish that Shania Would buy me a house in South Carolina
Two, four, six, eight, nine Oh, I wish that Shania was mine Want to be a gal of mine
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