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Fascinating Aïda
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Well I'm so sorry that we can't stay, ladies and gentlemen, because we know that many people here tonight would love to stay and chat to delve into what makes us tick, and what we think of this and that Now, through the years we've noticed, many questions are the same like how we met, and how we write and how we got the name But time is short, and we really have to end the show So we've compiled a comprehensive list of answers to the questions that we think our most discerning public might just want to know 1983 1984 I joined last July (I haven't been paid yet) I was a secretary I was a waitress I was a spy Born in Canterbury I'm a Pompey girl brought up in Haselbury Plucknett That's Haselbury Plucknett in Somerset Yes, Cheap Flights is a YouTube hit, but would you believe it, it's not even made a single buck yet (That's absolutely true!) I'm a Humanist Confused Agnostic I await the second coming I favour Soixante-Neuf Missionary Kinky Bumming A glass of Shiraz Some Veuve Clicquot A box of white wine, all to myself I'm 36 I'm 49 (laughing) (spoken) She tries that every time, Well in that case, I'm 49 I'm in full health I can't hear I can't see (Is there anyone out there?) Oh, Les Enfants Du Parody What a Wonderful Life Nanny McPhee (and I wept through the entire movie) Oh yes, these are actually microphones and we know they resemble a wart, which looks a bit horrid (Some people think they're a Bindi, which is just stupid) But we've found that the sound is improved a great deal when they're sellotaped slap in the centre of the forehead 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 (spoken) and how do we remember all the words? well it helps that we write them I've got them here on the piano by repitition, repitition, endless bloody repitition Ooh, I'm scared of rats! I'm frightened of the taxman Extradition Well, we've been nominated several times and we've had many a very generous review The reason we're not on TV is apparantly our language is too blue What a fucking joke! Marks and Spencer (Sensible) Rigby and Peller (very sturdy) Calvin Klein (oh, very sexy) Ooh, I love a full English, with fried bread Coffe and croissant with anyone More white wine, I haven't gone to bed yet I was too tall for Juliet I've never played Checkov I know I'd've been wonderful in restoration The two of us met at auditions they had me busking outside booths on Waterloo station I've got a small Doggy I've a fish called Fred I've got a yucca My dad was a doctor Mine sold insurance Pheasant plucker I suppose we're a cabaret act Maybe musical satirists an old fasioned Concert troupe and we've never retired they've never retired we've never retired, I simply tried to kill the group twice, failed Well that's it, we've run out of time, oh dear, it's such a shame what a bleeding shame! We haven't got time to tell you the incredibly boring story Oh please don't make us tell you the incredibly boring story No, really, it is, I've heard it, it's an incredibly boring story Of how we got the name!
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