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Rhys Kirkman
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The Tallest Man in the Pub
I'm not the tallest man in the world But I am the tallest man in the pub And sometimes it helps me to get the girls But sometimes I forget to duck I wouldn't change who I am I don't wanna be shorter But I really hope I don't grow any taller Everybody I meet asks me how tall I am Then tell me they know someone taller Like I give a damn So I wrote this song To answer them So I won't ever have to say it again Well I'm six foot six I know it's tall But the weathers the same up here 'cos were indoors It might surprise you But I've heard that joke before Yeah I'm six foot six I eat normal food And sometimes I have a little trouble buying shoes But I never did anything to try and be taller than you I started smoking at sixteen 'cos somebody told me it would stump my growth Well I'm addicted now It didn't work quite as well as I'd hoped So if I stand in front of you at a show Please don't tell me to move 'cos where am I supposed to go I paid the same as you So why should I stand at the back? 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 You should have brought a box so you could stand on that They say the taller you are the harder you fall So I try really hard not to fall at all 'cos I'm six foot six I know it's tall But the weathers the same up here 'cos were indoors It might surprise you But I've heard that joke before Yeah I'm six foot six I eat normal food And sometimes I have a little trouble buying shoes But I never did anything to try and be taller than you Tell me if you saw a fat woman Would you tell her she's fat? If you short a small man Would you tell him that You thought he was the shortest man in the pub? I think he'd probably try, to beat you up 'cos I'm six foot six I know it's tall But the weathers the same up here 'cos were indoors It might surprise you But I've heard that joke before Yeah I'm six foot six I eat normal food And sometimes I have a little trouble buying shoes But I never did anything to try and be taller than you No I never did anything to try and be taller than you
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