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Wendy Ho
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Shake It Out the Leg
ho:man, subsitute teaching is hard... shideeda don't run so fast! teacher friend:no doubt wendy. ho:def not what i had planned but times is tough... malcom-jamal, give seeja her ball back! well, hello nicotina. what's wrong, honey? kid:ms. ho, i made doodoo.
shake it out the leg shake it out the leg when i shit in my pants i just shake it out the leg
kid: miss ho tell us about the first time it happened... miss ho: sure, i'd be glad to!
gather round kids let me tell you a tale one that always stinks without fail it's not about the keebler troop it's about 'shit elves': they assemble your poop!
so once upon a time they workin hard overnight tryin to wake me up but i be puttin up a fight but dey fought back! dey wuz kickin my liver lil fuckers tryina give me the doody shivers!
trying to hold it in, i need my beauty sleep and my sheets never needin a giant doody heap oh man, my ass was turtling what's the smell? f-f-fresh milk curdling
but got lucky passed out in my clothes and was wearing bellbottoms not pantyhose so i just stayed in bed cuz when i shit in my pants i just shake it out the leg
shake it out the leg shake it out the leg when i shit in my pants i just shake it out the leg
kids: tell us more, ms. ho! ho: sure, lemme think. hmmm... oh yeah!
another time went out for mexican was about to make a mess again just call me diarrhea pearlman not a lady, i'm a motherfuckin girl, man!
wasn't gonna make it to the toilet said 'give me the floor, i think i'm gonna soil it' 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 waiter yellin 'oh, please god save us!' better call in ann b. davis
donde esta el quarto de bahno??? was bloated like a young jerry o'connell lady lump BETWEEN the cheeks my ass has lips: yo i seen it speak
bangin on the door some bitchz taking forever bout to get an ax but then i remembered i can chill even smellin like an egg cuz when i shit in my pants i just shake it out the leg
shake it out the leg shake it out the leg when i shit in my pants i just shake it out the leg
kids: go ms. ho, go ms, ho! one more! ho: ok, i went camping...
upstate, playing black jack with black jerry makin chili by any beans necessary don't need cards to be playin craps if my plumber was there he'd be playin taps!
i don't need tp i need paper towels wish i ate at mcdonalds or even mcdowells 'bowelful' of chili almost filling my jeans damn muthafucka... i need the latrines!
but there was no toilet in sight ain't a pope or a bear so i held my ass tight got lost but i left my own trail don't smell it? it's cool, i can feel it in braille
all i needed was a bucket or a pool or a pond but then i said fuck it when i'm a pirate it runs down my peg but when i shit in my pants i just shake it out the leg
shake it out the leg shake it out the leg when i shit in my pants i just shake it out the leg
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